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Choose a challenge and take it. Be courageous, be strong, be smooth, be rugged and get naked.

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Blend out in your underwear

Never hiding is easier in your underpants. Fall out of line and post a picture of yourself in public, wearing nothing but your underwear. The war on boringness has been waged.

  • I. Snap photo in underwear

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Try your toughness

You’re only as tough as your toughest competition. Post your most bad ass video or picture and see how you stack up against other members of The Order. Let the judgment begin.

  • I. Be tough
  • II. Be tougher
  • III. Be toughest

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Smoothness is a virtue

A good tongue is a terrible thing to waste. Put it to the test by having a little chat with one of our finer looking Order members. The rules are simple – they ask a question and you record an answer as smoothly and cooly as you can. May the best mouths win.

  • I. Speak words of beauty
  • II. Win beauty’s heart

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Test your ability to endure

Stare the unknown in the face and don’t flinch. We’ll show you a variety of videos and you’ll show us how you don’t react. That means don’t make a face, don’t blink, and certainly don’t cry like a little boy before naptime. Only the strong shall survive.

  • I. Stare
  • II. Don’t flinch
  • III. Continue thy staring

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Put your ruggedness on display

How many days has it been since your last confession? Put your ruggedness on display and show how unbreakable you are by baring your most intimate, brave, and inspiring secrets.

  • I. Think of confession
  • II. Confess confession to the world

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