I [[state your name]] hereby bequeath my Ray-Bans to [[state his/her name]].
I do this because I believe that such a kind gesture will unlock the gates of heaven, and beautiful harp players will feed me grapes and serenade me for eternity.
You have been a loyal [[state relationship to you]] as you proved to me when we were [[state activity]].
Also, if for whatever reason I’m not sent to Heaven but instead to [[state location]] then this deal is off and I’m taking the Ray-Bans with me.
Endorsed by Ronny